THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

By age 5, I had my sights set on one of two jobs: Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, or school bus driver.

The same year, I finished my first written story: my typed-on-steno-notebook-pad-paper, hand-illustrated, eight-page masterpiece, The Circus Book. Print run? One copy.

Shockingly, I didn't end up on the sidelines of a football field, or behind the wheel. So here we are, some mflumplh-hump years later, and instead, I’m still telling stories.