Sarah Grace McCandless

Teller of Stories. Yours. Mine. Ours.

Digital Strategist. Social Media Expert. Brand Marketing Guru. Seasoned Writer. Published Author.

Poor Man's Tina Fey. Dog Mom to Nancy Drew.

Your New Best Friend.


Born in Chicago, raised in the suburbs of Detroit, served time in DC and NYC, but now (once again) calling Portland, Oregon home.

Digital strategist. Social Media expert. Brand marketing guru. Instructor for MediaBistroMortified performer and former producer. Back Fence PDX storyteller.

Author of two novels, plus a variety of short fiction and essays for anthologies including Cassette From My Ex: Stories and Soundtracks of Lost Loves. Also contributed as a columnist and writer for numerous publications such as Forces of GeekDaily Candy, and Venus magazine.

Celebrity crushing on Tina Fey, Tim Gunn, Mindy Kaling, TJ Miller, Joel McHale.  

Lover of Halloween, infomercials, drugstores, things with owls on them, Vega Dance Labbarre3, and dogs. All dogs. 

Foes include cottage cheese, humidity, riding in the back seat, and bare feet.

Guilty pleasures role call: Sanders Bumpy Cake, Vernors, Utz's Cheese Curls, KFC Mashed Potatoes & Gravy. Not necessarily at the same time. 

Fan of staccato sentences. Your new best friend.